FOR SALE

1. One healthy (almost) seven-year-old who likes to take the neighbors duck tape and tie up his tree. He also enjoys walking through homes with muddy shoes and leaves tiny lego pieces randomly throughout the house, and constantly proclaims how unfair life really is. 2. Another healthy boy of five who also enjoys walking around homes with muddy shoes. Other hobbies include talking exceptionally loud, insisting on having things repeated to him at least three times before complying and refusing to play on his own unless being entertained by a second party.

3. This little guy is a true delight and would be thrown in for free with purchase of older two boys. He enjoys pulling out trash from the garbage and scattering it in the kitchen, breaking glass plates, knocking over plants and fruit baskets, crawling into fireplaces filled with soot, knocking down baby gates and climbing up stairs and most recently hiding in remote places, like behind couches where he is not easily accessible and difficult to reach. You'll get a real work out with this one, and if you haven't lost weight from his care alone, full refund will be rewarded.